Romeo Romeo

 
 


I took Romeo to get his jab. Everyone is doing it these days. An injection. But No. He didn’t get the COVID vax. He got his birth control shot. Depo Provera for cats. It seemed like the perfect Valentines present. When I first got
#fortunyandfiorella I knew I wanted them to have kittens at least once. They are the worlds best cats. So they should definitely reproduce. Right? - Ok I can think of one guy where there might have been an incident when Fortuny got incredibly jealous who might disagree with this statement - but to everyone else this rings true.
Fortuny is a lover not a fighter. I have the worlds best cats. It’s just a fact. A statement. Not a humble brag. So I wanted the cats to have kittens at least once. I could sell the kittens for big cash but I’m not Cruella so I gave them to my friends. But I was so sad to get the cats sterilized that I let them have a second litter. “I really must do it now. Get them fixed” I told my mother, and she disagreed. “At the zoo they put them on birth control. Why don’t you ask your vet if it’s a possibility?” My vet responded “Are you a breeder? That’s what the breeders do.” I paused. “Maybe. How does it work?” “An injection lasts 2 years. This allows the mommy cat time to recover between births.” So we did it. 2 years later I was ready for kittens. Et voila. You’ve met their offspring on Instagram. There is no happier thing on earth than kittens. Fiorella took time getting pregnant. Alessandro likes to say it was Paris that got them in the mood, but I think it was Piedmont. Whatever the case, I have kittens and I’m happy. Fortuny gets his injection now. So Fia doesn’t get pregnant again too soon. His injection kills his libido and curtails any bed behavior. Meanwhile Fiorella will get her injection when the kittens are weened. And in 2 years I will have the choice again to get kittens. Wait. Before I close I should apologize. I met the most lovely girl at a party the other day. She said “oh wait! I’m following your cats pregnancy on Instagram” and we laughed about things you never thought you’d say. So I suspect the sex life of Venetian cats were not something you expected to show up in your Instagram feed.


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